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i like elephants.




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</description><title>The Flying Oliphant</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theflyingoliphant)</generator><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>fabricemabillot:

An angel brought something into my mailbox...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1daa36f6a6ff15b44963bdb6c8ebcc8e/tumblr_mncunbKjy51qdmty6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fabricemabillot.tumblr.com/post/51298408427" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fabricemabillot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;An angel brought something into my mailbox this morning !!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Thanks Joie :-)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51300856372</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51300856372</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 09:48:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>guardian:

Experience: I’ve worn the same outfit as my husband...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7df668bde16a4075bb5e4568b32528af/tumblr_mnb4duqlKc1qguyo7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://guardian.tumblr.com/post/51298550315/experience-ive-worn-the-same-outfit-as-my" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;guardian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Experience: I’ve worn the same outfit as my husband for 35 years&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;‘If we need a new outfit, we go to the fabric shop together and pick out something we both like’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://gu.com/p/3fjpc" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Photograph: Webb Chappell for the Guardian&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51300831293</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51300831293</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 09:47:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f66d6fe5ac18fe941b8863b15167f3e1/tumblr_mgoidvnEST1qhwveto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222901660</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222901660</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:25:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vurtual:

Whale??? (by Muri)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d9294a738c873871f77b59e862e5aca/tumblr_mmrl2bkh6r1qij426o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d07f8b6235cae7dcb6d3a9b9e0fcfd8f/tumblr_mmrl2bkh6r1qij426o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vurtual.tumblr.com/post/50385731238/whale-by-muri" target="_blank"&gt;vurtual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Whale???&lt;/strong&gt; (by &lt;a href="http://500px.com/Muri" target="_blank"&gt;Muri&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222862790</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222862790</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:24:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>deauthier:

“Age of Aquarius” Yumi Lambert by Pierre Debusschere...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f63d06b4f8ee22a7f431becd5b2e48ad/tumblr_mmgudxXxcs1qkersao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deauthier.tumblr.com/post/50761118564/age-of-aquarius-yumi-lambert-by-pierre" target="_blank"&gt;deauthier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“A&lt;em&gt;ge of Aquarius&lt;/em&gt;” Yumi Lambert by Pierre Debusschere for &lt;em&gt;Dazed and Confused&lt;/em&gt; February 2013&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222835863</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222835863</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:24:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Saw you walking barefoot 
taking a long look 
at the new moon’s eyelid 

later spread 
sleep-fallen,..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Saw you walking barefoot &lt;br/&gt;
taking a long look &lt;br/&gt;
at the new moon’s eyelid &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;later spread &lt;br/&gt;
sleep-fallen, naked in your dark hair &lt;br/&gt;
asleep but not oblivious &lt;br/&gt;
of the unslept unsleeping &lt;br/&gt;
elsewhere &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tonight I think &lt;br/&gt;
no poetry &lt;br/&gt;
will serve &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Syntax of rendition: &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;verb pilots the plane &lt;br/&gt;
adverb modifies action &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;verb force-feeds noun &lt;br/&gt;
submerges the subject &lt;br/&gt;
noun is choking &lt;br/&gt;
verb    disgraced    goes on doing &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;now diagram the sentence&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Adrienne Rich, &lt;em&gt;Tonight No Poetry Will Serve&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://myimaginarybrooklyn.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;myimaginarybrooklyn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222666504</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51222666504</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:20:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tompeyer:

The recipe for Kryptonite 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60fbcd5c42b586fff65cacf8036b8d16/tumblr_mn03roQPOP1qz9ew8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tompeyer.tumblr.com/post/51081681211/the-recipe-for-kryptonite" target="_blank"&gt;tompeyer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The recipe for Kryptonite &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51150376621</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51150376621</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:58:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>omgthatdress:

Dress
1924-1928
Manchester City Galleries
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccf74084de80067b227661a5c28961ad/tumblr_mlp9a2BcX21qcddvlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://omgthatdress.tumblr.com/post/48717299591/dress-1924-1928-manchester-city-galleries" target="_blank"&gt;omgthatdress&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dress&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1924-1928&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Manchester City Galleries&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130687251</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130687251</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:27:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>valkyriebones:

geekgirlsmash:

sofuckingkatty:

kissthulu:

diso...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17hvek1I51qbfr32o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valkyriebones.tumblr.com/post/51119533782/geekgirlsmash-sofuckingkatty-kissthulu" target="_blank"&gt;valkyriebones&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekgirlsmash.tumblr.com/post/51119144785/sofuckingkatty-kissthulu" target="_blank"&gt;geekgirlsmash&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofuckingkatty.tumblr.com/post/51118122078/kissthulu-disobedient-nightmare" target="_blank"&gt;sofuckingkatty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kissthulu.tumblr.com/post/51117993708/disobedient-nightmare" target="_blank"&gt;kissthulu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disobedient-nightmare.tumblr.com/post/50277044183/thecatcherintheryebread-this-is-flat" target="_blank"&gt;disobedient-nightmare&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecatcherintheryebread.tumblr.com/post/19648787379/this-is-flat-out-vulgar-there-are-minors" target="_blank"&gt;thecatcherintheryebread&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;There are minors present&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Give it a rest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hold your tone, mister!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t you think these puns are a little flat?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;naturally&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130640089</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130640089</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:26:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>leaveyouapen:

There’s a part in me you’ll never knowThe only...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51130309028" src="http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130309028/audio_player_iframe/theflyingoliphant/tumblr_mn8dngNQyD1qlb3jv?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftheflyingoliphant%2F51130309028%2Ftumblr_mn8dngNQyD1qlb3jv" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leaveyouapen.tumblr.com/post/51121582202/theres-a-part-in-me-youll-never-know-the-only" target="_blank"&gt;leaveyouapen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;There’s a part in me you’ll never know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;The only thing I’ll never show&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hopelessly I’ll love you endlessly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hopelessly I’ll give you everything&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;But I won’t give you up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I won’t let you down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;And I won’t leave you falling&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;If the moment ever comes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130309028</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130309028</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:19:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blue-eyes-lavender-skies:

lord-butttouch:

Oh my god

so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1m2c9JHR1qcesrwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-eyes-lavender-skies.tumblr.com/post/50788985728/lord-butttouch-oh-my-god-so-casually-placed" target="_blank"&gt;blue-eyes-lavender-skies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lord-butttouch.tumblr.com/post/50566444638" target="_blank"&gt;lord-butttouch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so casually placed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130264576</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51130264576</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:18:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wasabassco:

Magdalena Fox 
Photo by Adrian Buckmaster
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f763fb92a60dd2a96714b18979677d58/tumblr_mmr031tfVu1r4nyqro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wasabassco.tumblr.com/post/51081016170/magdalena-fox-photo-by-adrian-buckmaster" target="_blank"&gt;wasabassco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Magdalena Fox &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photo by Adrian Buckmaster&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51088747844</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51088747844</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:51:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>scificity:

http://scificity.tumblr.com a friend posted this to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f721b192b0ab1d166f32b63234000c91/tumblr_mmczuq6Bsq1rb8ck1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scificity.tumblr.com/post/49751216896/http-scificity-tumblr-com-a-friend-posted-this" target="_blank"&gt;scificity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://scificity.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://scificity.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;http://scificity.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; a friend posted this to facebook, I found it pretty funny&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51048594779</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/51048594779</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Sit in a room and read — and read and read. And read the right books by the right people. Your mind..."</title><description>“Sit in a room and read — and read and read. And read the right books by the right people. Your mind is brought onto that level, and you have a nice, mild, slow-burning rapture all the time. This realization of life can be a constant realization in your living. When you find an author who really grabs you, read everything he has done. Don’t say, ‘Oh, I want to know what So-and-so did’—and don’t bother at all with the best-seller list. Just read what this one author has to give you. And then you can go read what he had read. And the world opens up in a way that is consistent with a certain point of view. But when you go from one author to another, you may be able to tell us the date when each wrote such and such a poem—but he hasn’t said anything to you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Joseph Campbell, &lt;em&gt;The Power of Myth, with Bill Moyers&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://myimaginarybrooklyn.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;myimaginarybrooklyn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50976009624</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50976009624</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:28:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance"</title><description>“I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;unknown (via &lt;a href="http://residyke.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;residyke&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975773720</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975773720</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:21:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>T-9 days</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Let the countdown to Woodstock begin&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975745653</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975745653</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:20:52 -0400</pubDate><category>cabin</category><category>woods</category><category>fuck off world</category></item><item><title>separatethisbodyfromymind:

Kombucha World Color by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f0632fad0eb36065306e5d246a9cc84/tumblr_mn4lsmiSFP1r8ymqvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://separatethisbodyfromymind.tumblr.com/post/50956714685/kombucha-world-color-by-raccoonsounds" target="_blank"&gt;separatethisbodyfromymind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://raccoonsounds.deviantart.com/art/Kombucha-World-Color-195445954" target="_blank"&gt;Kombucha World Color&lt;/a&gt; by *&lt;a href="http://raccoonsounds.deviantart.com/" target="_blank"&gt;raccoonsounds&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975665554</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975665554</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:18:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yribFRX21qknyfko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975615161</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975615161</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:17:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vlynx:

Camille Seaman
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e18fc8b905103ad38fa35db7d176d3b9/tumblr_mn26pgnt8l1r4qrzuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe23d6d8a8a76647f00e366d1eba58ee/tumblr_mn26pgnt8l1r4qrzuo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6264d351c9794f435a7bb8256dbd5ec/tumblr_mn26pgnt8l1r4qrzuo3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e09fa00612a1262bf989870e2535a04/tumblr_mn26pgnt8l1r4qrzuo4_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vlynx.tumblr.com/post/50914281086/camille-seaman" target="_blank"&gt;vlynx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://butdoesitfloat.com/The-only-ultimate-disaster-that-can-befall-us-I-have-come-to-realise" target="_blank"&gt;Camille Seaman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975609614</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50975609614</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:16:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cornchipz.tumblr.com/post/50081448733" target="_blank"&gt;cornchipz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awkwardcontent.tumblr.com/post/50081106570/fun-fact-humans-are-deuterostomes-which-means" target="_blank"&gt;awkwardcontent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;some people never develop beyond this stage&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50974563273</link><guid>http://theflyingoliphant.tumblr.com/post/50974563273</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:47:46 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
